witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

(via stay-ocean-minded)


1 month ago // 399,515 notes

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

(Source: heteroh, via petcanadian)


1 month ago // 358,452 notes
bikinikillz:

After bomb sex like
killianfallon:

Am I the only one who thinks Iggy Azalea looks just like Charlotte Pickles?

let’s play a game where we both get under the covers and see who can make each other moan first

(Source: majortvjunkie, via youcouldmaketheheavensfall)


1 month ago // 174,754 notes

underplay:

I think Hell is just a room where you’re forced to sit in a chair and read all your usernames from third grade

(via areyouevenlistening)


2 months ago // 7 notes

hotsinglezombies:

what do you mean im still fat i did a sit up 3 years ago

(via areyouevenlistening)


2 months ago // 276,819 notes
sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'
fiercenwild:

http://fiercenwild.tumblr.com/
fiseebilillah:

REAL TALK