staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

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1 week ago // 405,671 notes

shadyteen:

shadyteen:

Theres a strong smell of poop in my room and i know for sure it aint me like wtf i think its coming from outside or my dog pooped in here but idk where exactly

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1 week ago // 90,532 notes

queering101:

shittycity:

Lesbians ruined flannels for me.

Homophobes ruined society for me.

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1 week ago // 325,225 notes

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

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1 week ago // 102,094 notes

thatsonofamitch:

emkaymlp:

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

did someone say halloween
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1 week ago // 188,070 notes

wican:

doritoslocostacosupreme:

ariana grande at mariah carey

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1 week ago // 103,463 notes

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

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2 weeks ago // 534,323 notes

la-rinascente:

Instead of leaking celebrity photos we could leak pdf versions of college textbooks? Idk just an idea

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2 weeks ago // 295,870 notes